i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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