I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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