I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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