Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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