: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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