watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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