Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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