when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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