ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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