She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I need to sanitize my soul.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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