Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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