His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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