Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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