i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
my god I love twenty year old dicks
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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