5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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