he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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