I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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