woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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