You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize