She's JV to your varsity
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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