am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I need water and some morals
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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