He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
