Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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