The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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