I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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