I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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