so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
