Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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