I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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