come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
His nipple licking is glorious
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