too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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