420 ftw
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
my shit smells like andre
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
