yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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