apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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