He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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