weddingsv make me drug and hornr
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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