you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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