You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Enjoy the penises
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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