It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
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