haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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