Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
my vag is so smooth its legendary
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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