Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
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