are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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