No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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