it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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