OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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