About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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