I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
