planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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