I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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